Monday, November 16, 2015

"Religion 101" given 11-15-15

            Class, take out paper and pen. Pop quiz time. This quiz consists of one multiple choice question. Listen carefully. Which of the following is not a religion?
            a. High Fiber Cereal
            b. Golf
            c. The Wall Street Journal
            d. The Christian Faith
            You may only pick one.  You got it right if you picked (d.) The Christian Faith. You say you always thought Christianity was a religion? No. Sorry. Christianity is not a religion.
            Robert Capon says that  “Religion” is the attempt by human beings to establish a right relationship between themselves and something beyond themselves which they think to be of life-giving significance.
            So  “Religion” is our feeble human attempt to get a handle on the key to life, to plug in to cosmic power, to find the program that leads to happiness, meaning, self-esteem, or whatever it is that gives a person life. The program may be about God, sobriety, the good life, good relationships, wealth, health, fitness, or whatever else a person thinks will give life significance, but it’s still religion.
            The Vegan who gulps down great quantities of cereal with the consistency of sawdust in order to hedge his bets on good health, the anxious observer of the Dow Jones average, the duffer on the links six or seven days a week – all can be said to be “religious” in a way that a Christian is not.
            Religions have creeds – formulae for thinking about whatever it is outside ourselves that is said to tune us in to the power. Creeds are intellectual recipes which, if you get them right, will give you an edge over whatever it is outside yourself that will give you life. Religions have cults – practices evoked by their creeds.
            I don’t jog anymore, but back when I did, I didn’t jog for the fun of it. Nobody eats oat bran because it tastes good, for heaven’s sake. We do it for our-selves and that something beyond ourselves – a low cholesterol count, a house in Winnetka – which leads to eternal life, or at least an entry into “Who’s Who.” Religions have conduct, prescribed and proscribed behavior which, if you get it right, lands you in Nirvana, or Wall Street, or wherever you think life ought to land in order to be home free. Creed, Cult, Conduct.
            Needless to say, an inevitable byproduct of most religion is fatigue. But wait! There’s more! Because every religion insists that you’ve got to do the whole thing absolutely right, we’re forever flunking religion.
            There are uptight, terribly difficult to get right religions like golf. Even after you’ve mastered a nine iron, there’s a Mashie or a Niblet staring at you from the bag demanding that you get it right, too.
            There are seemingly relaxed religions, like psychotherapy, telling you that all you’ve got to do is relax, let go, and free associate about your relationship to your mother. But in every religion there is always some creed and conduct that simply must be gotten right if you are going to get hold of the keys to the universe.
            In other words, the relationship to that “something beyond ourselves” which would give us life is always (according to religion) up to us. No matter how much we watch what we eat, gobbling up large amounts of brown rice, there’s always someone on the Today Show to tell us we got it all wrong and should have been eating bulgur wheat instead.            “Sorry, bub.. No relationship with the source of ultimate meaning for you.”
            As a result, Religion is inevitably a one way ticket to failure. The harder you try, the more conscientious you are, the more often you’re impressed with how you got it wrong.                
            Religion will sometimes tell you that it loves the something beyond ourselves with which it is trying to establish a relationship. In fact, it’s not love that motivates religion, it’s appeasement. We can eat broccoli and brown rice only to be clobbered by an asteroid. Nobody ever got an A+ on the exam called “Religion”, but since A+ is the only score worth having in get it right or lose it religion, religion becomes a one way ticket to failure.
            And here’s the cosmic catch 22. We’re all born religious. That is, we all come into this world desperate to find the key to establishing a right relationship between ourselves and that some-thing outside ourselves that will give us life. Prevenient  Grace, original blessing, a hunger for meaning, an inborn drive for intimacy with the ultimate is not a bad thing. It’s a gift that can lead us from broken-ness to joy and wholeness in communion with our Maker.
            But we don’t know what to do with it. Noticing one day, quite by accident, as we are lying in our bassinet, that certain facial movements send our parents into paroxysms of glee (“The baby just smiled!”), we do it again, thinking this may be the key to managing them.
            Later, finding that Aunt Hildegaard will hand over a fiver when we curtsey and bow, we drop to our knees whenever the old dear enters the room. But then one day it doesn’t work. One day, Aunt Hildy’s peeved with mom—and doesn’t give us any money. Dang! Just when we thought we had that scam figured out!. Despite our changing creeds, cult, conduct, we can never seem to get it quite right.
            Now here’s where you and I get off that cosmic hook.  Jesus came to this earth in order to put an end to religion. Religion as something that human beings must get right in order to have a correct relationship with God interested Jesus less than golf. Religion – as that which we do when we get serious about our cholesterol, or when we really hunker down and give all we’ve got to our career, or when we really clean up our act morally speaking, separating the good from the bad, the saved from the damned, the in from the out – was something that Jesus couldn’t have cared less about.
            Jesus didn’t get into religion.  Our anxious, tiring, ultimately futile attempt to get it right. He didn’t run around desperately trying to make things right. Because, in him, God made it right. Jesus freely and lovingly made the only act—the only sacrifice needed to be right with God. In the temple, the priests stood before God and offered sacrifices for us. Why? Psalm 50:14-15:
            “Offer to God a sacrifice of thanksgiving and pay your vows to the Most High.          I will deliver you.”

            Temple religion was all about making  a sacrifice as a payment for our sins.The Temple was off limits to Gentiles, and women and the maimed and disabled—because they weren’t perfect. Most of it was off limits to men--
 the laity. Only the priest was holy enough to go up into that Holy of Holies and place our gift into the hands of God. Every Yom Kippur, when the High Priest stood before the altar, holding before God our little lives, it was “an annual reminder of sins” (Hebrews 10:3).
            That’s religion for you. No sooner have we finished our sacrifice than it’s next Sunday, and we start the whole thing over again. You come out fresh, clean from being made right at Yom Kippur. On the way out the door of the chapel, somebody bumps into you. “Hey, watch it buddy!” He nudges you back; you shove him.     How long did your post repentance cleanness last this year? Five minutes? Sorry, back to the temple and start the whole process over again.
            The priests were instructed in Numbers 16:9; and Deuteronmty10:8. to stand before God in the temple Of course they stood. I don’t know about you, but If I’m counting on some poor priest is going to be setting things right between God and my sin, no way he’s ever get a chance to sit down, much less a day off.
            No matter how beautiful the service, no matter how utterly sincere the sacrifice, the poor priest will be kept perpetually busy running back and forth between my sin and God’s justice. The very busyness of the priest, the fact that there’s no chair for him to sit down  in the Holy of Holies is, for the writer of Hebrews, testimony to the utter ineffectiveness of our “religion.”
            “And every priest stands day after day at his service, offering again and again the same sacrifices that can never take away sins” (Hebrews 10:11).

            In contrast to the posture of standing priests (See? I’m standing even as I speak to you.), Jesus sits.
            “When Christ offered for all time a single sacrifice for sins, he sat down at the right hand of God.”  Okay,  Job done. Jesus could be seated.

            The veil in the temple, separating us from God, was torn in two at his death. In his great gift, he put religion out of business. Now, there was no point in getting on some treadmill of right thoughts, right words, right action, because that right relationship we so desperately seek was made right in him. We had only to trust that he had indeed done what needed to be done.
            In contrast to all those elaborate instructions for Temple Religion in Deuteronomy and Numbers, we read in Revelation 21 that in the New Jerusalem yet to come, there will be no temple. No need. No religion.
            Now class, I’ll admit that Christianity, in its attempt to trust what Christ has done, has long made use of the forms of religion to present its radically nonreligious message. So there’s good reason that many of you answered A, B, or C when you were supposed to say D. Look at today’s service; you can find creed, cult, conduct. But there’s nothing here that can get you right with God.
All of this is here as a joke’s on you reminder that Jesus has done it all for nothing. Now he is seated.
            Prayer is not a con job to get God to be gracious. God gave us grace on the cross. We don’t baptize, break Eucharistic bread, read scripture, or listen to sermons in order to beg God to show up here.. God’s already here. God’s work is done even before the service begins.
            That’s why Jesus sits. That’s why we call it “Gospel,” good news.  “Religion” is irrelevant for us. If it were religion, it would be the bad news that there is still some secret to be unlocked, some ritual to be gotten right, some little sin to be purged. No. In Jesus, this thing between us and God has been gotten right.
            You might think what with the “Gone Out of the Religion Business” sign on our front door, the world might be beating a path to us.  But that’s not the case. We’re human beings can’t get away from that religious impulse.. So we breathlessly try to find the key or batten down God’s door. But the joke’s on us-- the door’s already open. Look at Jesus and look at us. We’re so busy trotting back and forth to our altars of good health, right conduct, correct thinking, and there he is, seated, for heaven’s sake.
            But someone may ask: isn’t there good (revealed, God certified, true) religion and bad religion? There certainly are benevolent religions, like Kiwanis or scientific research---that work to make this a better world. And there are sinister religions like racism or greed--that inevitably yield only pain and despair. And there are dispassionate religions, like golf or running—that don’t make the world better or worse. But none of them—benevolent, sinister, or dispassionate—no religion can help us get right with God.
            Forget about religion. Jesus didn’t tell us to be religious—he invited us to follow him. He never told us to do anything in a quid pro quo, do-this-get-that sense. Our puny human attempts to control reality cannot be substituted for his grace. If we are going to be rightly related to him, it will be because he does what needs to be done, not us.
            And the author of the Epistle to the Hebrews says that he has. The One who promised is faithful.  Christ’s work is done. God’s got no more quarrel with us. We come up to the cash register only to discover that our bill has been paid. Jesus, the great priest, is sitting down, seated at the right hand of God.
            His work is done.  You and I are forgiven.  And we are free. Free from the effort to “be religious”. Free from the sometimes ridiculous expectations of others. Free from living our lives based around stern duty and fear of hell. We are free to simply “let go and let God.” We are free to answer his call to “Follow me” simply because we yearn to be more like Him.    
            We are free to live lives of integrity and authenticity. We are free to live the life of meaning, the life of joy, the life of hope—for its own sake, and for the sake of our love for Him. Because we have come to realize that ultimately, life in Him, lived in the here and now, is really the only life worth living.


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